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Enter theBreakfast Guild

“…decadent pancakes drizzled with boozed-up maple syrup and chocolate fudge, hazelnuts threatening to spill over, we were in ecstasy…”

No Baking RequiredFind out how…

“…not only do you get out of baking with this recipe, it’s actually quite easy to follow and man were they delectable!…”

A Foolproof Recipe& No Butter Required

“…in any case, I must have lost my mind as I’ve gotten into a baking frenzy and I don’t know how to stop! Yes! Me! The one that dislikes baking or baked goods to the extreme!…”

Request Line

On July 22, 2009 By Ms I-Hua

Could I please make a request?

Could I ask someone to please direct me back on the right path?

I seemed to have lost my way somewhere along the way.

“Sorry Sir, can you, could you point me in the right direction?”

“Mam, how do you do, I got a tad lost, could [...]

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Still Waiting

On July 20, 2009 By Ms I-Hua

What do you think about when you’re lying in bed at night?

Watching the shadows playing across the walls… what thoughts are running through your mind?

Lately, I’ve just been laying there with my eyes wide open, listening to the easy rise and fall of his breathing.

Watching the shadows race across the [...]

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Danger Zone

On June 12, 2009 By Ms I-Hua

Ooo…Guess what I did yesterday? I nearly burned down the whole house!!!

It is so cold these days, and being the good resident of Victoria I only switched the heater on in one room. After I’d cook my breakfast (Bacon and Eggs), I placed everything on the plate, proceeded to the room to [...]

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Fashion

On May 25, 2009 By Ms I-Hua

Fashion. Yes. Lady GaGa version. Not any other.

I do indeed live to be model thin. However with my love for food and the passion to cook, it’s highly unlikely that I’ll ever be happy if I were to be skinny.

Although a girl, “is at hot as the shoes she choose”, I [...]

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Bad Day

On May 18, 2009 By Ms I-Hua

Bad day, by Fuel, not Daniel Powter.

I had a bad night. A night fuelled with self pitying and abject misery. My only voice of reason (when did it get that way) gone and I allowed myself to listen to the vicious thoughts and memories in my head.

I thought I’d feel [...]

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Time to Pretend

On May 17, 2009 By Ms I-Hua

I feel like I need one right now.. and you can find this drink @ the Long Room on Collins Street =)…

A beautifully sunny day… It’s maddening to find things to do… to try so hard to not talk to the walls… to try so hard to find a meaning to waking [...]

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