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Good morning Melbourne!

It is a fine day today with the sky threathening to dump some well deserved water on us. Coming soon… Like a long awaited sequel to the horror nightmare, the sky tells us, Coming soon to a drought near you.

Other weather news around Australia. Too much water, “Why is it raining down on us?”

Due to some shortsightedness from the skies above, the long awaited sequel for Melbourne has debut in the wrong part of town.

Such is life.

Climate change, global warming, global economic crisis… let’s all just huddle in our beds and wait for the sun to come back up.

Time for some hocus pocus, voodoo, spell incantations… Beam me up Scotty.. I’ve had enough!